How about two in one day?

First let me say I put up this lovely picture because I wanted to. You're welcome. Tasty.

Ok, back to business.

I believe I may have mentioned this before, but I am over paid and under worked. And let me tell you, it is a bitch, a royal fat thighed bitch. That said, I have done all the reading, calling anyone I know long distance for free, surfing porn sites, biting my toenails, laughing at your mama's I can do.

I need a break.

So, I think I will compile a list of all the VERY IMPORTANT shit I want.

Starting with the MOST important...

The bumpit. Um, can you say AWESOME? I know I can. Check it...

http://www.bighappiehair.com/

Or how about this? That's right, slabs of the suckers. I would also like free delivery. Roger.

http://www.granite-counter-tops.net/stone/granite-counter-tops-684.jpg

Or how about this? Who doesn't need some cheap, fake, Granny style qvc sconces? I know I sure do. I'll take four, contact me for my address. Kay?

http://www.qvc.com/qic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.H07026.desc.CandleImpressions-S2-Melted-Wax-Flameless-WallSconces-wTimer

A dog JUST like this one. Well, just like this one but totally different. One that doesn't chew my Wal-Mart shoes, or poop on my new wood floors, or bark like a bat-shit crazy ahole.

http://www.i-love-dogs.com/software/Cute-Dog-Screensaver.jpg

That is really about all I can think of for now. Don't worry, if anything changes I will keep you posted.